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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
No go.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read